LULZ TALK ABOUT COUNSELING PLZ.

It's nice to come back to friends that worry about you. I went to counseling at school every day during lunch; yes, I have lunch with a gay counselor. But he's really fun, and he makes everyone laugh and feel special It's weird though, because when we first met he was like, "Katie, is it okay that I touch you? Do you want me to call you that?" LULZ YEAH SURE JUST MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

Well...the thing is, Collin told me off and said he hated me and mumbo jumbo. BULLSHIT TEHE. Two days later, he starts talking to me during study hall, acting as if he was a puppy that had gotten swatted with a newspaper. I told him I forgave him...and I do. I can't help it, we're like...damn, I'll save that story for later in the Journal.

Anyways, I can tell Alyssa is pissed. She was the one who plans things like this.

Now for that story. *ahem* So Collin's practically, gay, right? And we both want kids, but don't want to get married? We've decided we're going to live together when we get out of high school, and when the time comes, either we're going to adopt, or he's going to give his sperm to inseminate me and I'll bear his child FOR him. Why? ...It's a weird decision, I realize that, but...at least the child will have his/her real Mother and Father, and he/she won't have two Dads.

I must sound really stupid. But it's my decision...I can't let him live a miserable life. And it sounds fun We'll have a lot of good times together. Who knows? Maybe the 5% of straightness inside of him will jump out on me, and we'll get married.

ARIEL!! I know when you finish reading this you're going to have a heart attack and kill me. But don't. Collin is a really sweet guy...and even though he hies the truth half the time, I love him, and he never means to hurt me. I know what you're thinking...."OMGWTFBBQ IGGY WOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF YOU!!" But Iggy can deal with it.

I lurve you, England.

So that's what's been going on.

Peace, Love, and Light Katie